you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Randomize
