ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
