Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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