Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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