Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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