honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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