try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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