if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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