I love black thongs
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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