It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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