Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
foreskin is a definite game changer
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
