she was so not down for the gang bang
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
The air was thick with penises
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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