Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
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