theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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