I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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