wat bout pragnant strippers??
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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