Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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