But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
What drink are we having for lunch?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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