your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
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