i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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