ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
