have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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