let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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