I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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