My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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