Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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