It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
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