Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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