Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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