Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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