Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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