Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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