What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
It's official drugs can't kill me
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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