You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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