I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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