I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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