People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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