...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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