I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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