So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Randomize
