That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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