I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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