She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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