don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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