He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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