Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
