Kareoke will never be a sober sport
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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