from now on my penis is your penis
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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