In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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