the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
