This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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