Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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