we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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