Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Sorry about my life...
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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