I think I am morally bankrupt
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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